Question
6- What is a drill team?
Answer
A group of dentists who work together.
7- Why did the truck driver drive off the edge of the cliff?
He wanted to test his air brakes.
8- What has a fork and mouth, but cannot eat?
A river
9- What has two hands and a face, but no arms or legs?
A clock
10- What can be measured, but has no length, width, or thickness?
11- What doesn't ask questions, but needs to be answered?
The telephone
12- What has a neck, but no head?
A bottle
13- What comes down, but never goes up?
Rain
14- What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?
A blackboard
15- What has ears, but can't hear?
Corn
16- What has teeth, but can't chew?
A comb
17- What goes up and down but doesn't move?
A staircase
18- Why did the boy put his radio in the refrigerator?
He wanted to hear cool music
19- What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
20- What can't be used until it's broken?
An egg
21- What's the best way to make pants last?
Make the jacket first.
22- How many feet are there in a yard?
It depends on how many people are standing in it.
23- What can you serve, but never eat?
A tennis ball
24- Where can you find the largest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field
25- What has no beginning and no end?
A circle
26- Why do lions eat raw meat?
Because they can't cook.
27- How do you make seven even?
Take off the s
28- What is all over the house?
The roof
29- What is a UFB?
An Unidentified Flying Banana
30- Why was the mother flea so sad?
Because her children were going to the dogs.
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